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According to imzansi SA
Reports hitting our news desks are that chaos reigned supreme at a
city hotel when a Blesser turned into a snake during a hot se_x session
with his blessee.
We are reliably informed that there was high drama , Nigerian movie-style in Mpumalanga when a Blesser reportedly turned into a snake while bonking his Blessee.
This incident reportedly happened on Wednesday night in a hotel (name witheld) at the city of Witbank in the Mpumalanga province.
The Blessee is said to have met her Blesser in a club in Witbank and upon negotiations, both agreed to share in their ‘blessings’. The Blesser allegedly turned into a slimy reptile during the steamy, marathon se_x session much to the horror of the unsuspecting Blessee.
“He turned into a snake on me.Oh my days. I quickly jumped from the bed and scurried away while screaming for help. It was like a Nigerian movie to me. I have really regretted ever engaging in this trade. In fact this is the last blessing I have received.” – The Blessee, name witheld, told our reporter.
Hotel staff speaking on condition of anonymity as they are not allowed to speak to the press, confirmed seeing the red-bellied black snake which they claimed slithered down to the ground floor, down the street.
Some eyewitnesses claimed it(the snake) nestled itself into a parked GTI. It reportedly “stuck out his head from the rear tyre to say goodnight as it were”, to the small crowd that had gathered to watch the larger than life scene unfolding.
The South Africa Zoological Service and the Police were reportedly summoned to attend the scene and capture the ‘reptile’ but at the time of writing this update we were unable to get a comment from them.
We are reliably informed that there was high drama , Nigerian movie-style in Mpumalanga when a Blesser reportedly turned into a snake while bonking his Blessee.
This incident reportedly happened on Wednesday night in a hotel (name witheld) at the city of Witbank in the Mpumalanga province.
The Blessee is said to have met her Blesser in a club in Witbank and upon negotiations, both agreed to share in their ‘blessings’. The Blesser allegedly turned into a slimy reptile during the steamy, marathon se_x session much to the horror of the unsuspecting Blessee.
“He turned into a snake on me.Oh my days. I quickly jumped from the bed and scurried away while screaming for help. It was like a Nigerian movie to me. I have really regretted ever engaging in this trade. In fact this is the last blessing I have received.” – The Blessee, name witheld, told our reporter.
Hotel staff speaking on condition of anonymity as they are not allowed to speak to the press, confirmed seeing the red-bellied black snake which they claimed slithered down to the ground floor, down the street.
Some eyewitnesses claimed it(the snake) nestled itself into a parked GTI. It reportedly “stuck out his head from the rear tyre to say goodnight as it were”, to the small crowd that had gathered to watch the larger than life scene unfolding.
The South Africa Zoological Service and the Police were reportedly summoned to attend the scene and capture the ‘reptile’ but at the time of writing this update we were unable to get a comment from them.
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